Imagined Situation - The Morning Coffee

Me: Dear coffee, love of my life, I will never desert you, I will love you forever and ever, nobody can seperate us ever... well... okay, maybe Loki could, but he won't, I'm sure... aww my beautiful, tasty coffee! I love thou so much.
Stark: *Listens then appears* Give me some of that-
Me: No. -_-
Stark: Come on, I want some!
Me: Make for yourself.
Stark: But it tastes better if somebody makes it for me.
Me: *Deadly gaze* You won't get any of my coffee.
Stark: *Smirks*
Me: Don't look at me like that.
Stark: *Gets closer*
Me: *Steps back*
Stark: *Gets closer*
Me: *Steps back*
Stark: Ahahah! Wall behind you!
Me: *Pulls scepter from her back and points at Stark's face with it*
Stark: Wait a minu- where did you get that?
Me: *Smirks* Daddy left home. Daddy left a scepter for me if you're misbehaving. Like, he knew you would.
Stark: It is useless against me-
Me: Really? *Smirk becomes wider* Let me see. I'll shoot you in the face with it-
Stark: Might be a bad idea...
Me: Then back off! I won't give you any of MY coffee.
Stark: *Acts like a sulky kid* Not fair... I will avenge this.
Me: *Laughs and sits in her favorite cozy armchair to drink her coffee, with the scepter in her lap*